how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a bitch
- -On the First Day of School-
- New Kid: Hey can you tell me where this classroom is?
- Me: Take a left off that cliff then tumble for a bit and you should be there
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already