lookin at the booty like
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
Michael is kinda gaining an English accent
Luke is kinda gaining an American accent but still with a little bit of Aussie
Calum is kinda gaining an English accent but still with a bit of Aussie
and Ashton is still a kangaroo
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone