hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
image

(Source: teenjalex)

catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

(Source: sproutwings)

cliffichael:

Michael is kinda gaining an English accent

Luke is kinda gaining an American accent but still with a little bit of Aussie

Calum is kinda gaining an English accent but still with a bit of Aussie

and Ashton is still a kangaroo

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(Source: barackobotm)


songofages:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ingenious Bathroom Graffiti by Reid Faylor

I found the two butts.

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

acupofteawithmy:

An autobiography. 

(Source: fuks)

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - It’s Complicated

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it