burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

(Source: joshramsey)

miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

image

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

image

why

wow past you was a bitch

  • -On the First Day of School-
  • New Kid: Hey can you tell me where this classroom is?
  • Me: Take a left off that cliff then tumble for a bit and you should be there

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

(Source: illseetheworldsoonadtr)


(Source: c-mplexes)

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD


gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

fuckyeahtattoos:

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Savannah, GA

www.deanieweanie.com